Posted 2 hours ago

multiversecafe:

1999

Measured once mentioned that Scout totally sings to Tom Jones’ “Sex Bomb” in his underwear.

Posted 3 hours ago

repede:

Put me in a ghost movie as the protag and I will hold a seance challenging the evil ghost to an all-out brawl over rights to property

You’re dead you piece of shit your money is GHOST MONEY it is WORTHLESS

Posted 5 hours ago

have a cock and a smile

Posted 6 hours ago

repede:

before wienermeister and i were dating we were in some of the same social circles and one day we were in a chat together with a bunch of other people where he jokingly asked “what’s pocky” over and over and genuinely frustrated people

Lmao well at first they were all like “HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW YOU ARE AN AFFRONT TO OUR WEEB SENSIBILITIES”

Posted 9 hours ago

Took a nap cuz I’m exhausted so everyone made fun of me haha ugh what do people have against sleep

Posted 12 hours ago

skooth: that’s probably what i have too may the stars guide your path

Posted 12 hours ago

Worst part of persistent cough: headache from too much coughing

Posted 18 hours ago

naked “with no clothes on”

Posted 18 hours ago
did you look at that dude's fics, i don't think he gets the idea of seriously shipping the tf2 characters at all
lionushiromiya asked

I skimmed their one tf2 fic and it’s a freaky mess; but look at the tags on their one other fic, which is for south park:

Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Kyle Broflovski/Wendy Testaburger Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman Eric Cartman Kyle Broflovski Stan Marsh Kenny McCormick Pornography Sexual References Abuse Pedophilia Voyeurism Public Humiliation Masturbation Nightmares Perversion Forced Prostitution Video Cameras Shyness Ghosts Zombies Starvation Nudity Non-Graphic Violence Sex Addiction Foot Fetish Multiple Orgasms Forced Relationship Temporary Character Death Explicit Language Fantastic Racism Partial Nudity Altered Mental States Dark Comedy Possession Cannibalism Accidental Plot Bribery Prostitution Bad Parenting

What in God’s name is “fantastic racism”? Racism against fantasy races, or a glowing endorsement of regular racism?

Either way wtf is this kid? 15/16 (judging by the 98 in their username) and new to fandom

Posted 18 hours ago
markingatlightspeed:

wienermeister:

wintercoffin:

wienermeister:

This is a review for this fic: http://archiveofourown.org/works/503748?view_adult=true
I don’t think you’re old enough to be reading this, dude

More bottom!heavy please

That was… disturbing. The look on my face was priceless.

Dude, that same kid left this:"Why would Engineer do this? I’m sorry for asking, but why?"on that one Heavy/Engie size kink drabble I did.
I’m confused, are they just unable to wrap their head around Heavyneer?

Lmao i replied that they’re not old enough to be reading this stuff and they said:"No, I mean seriously, WTF? Engineer’s not that type of person, why do so many fanfics do this? XD"Yeah you’re definitely not old enough to be reading this stuff

markingatlightspeed:

wienermeister:

wintercoffin:

wienermeister:

This is a review for this fic: http://archiveofourown.org/works/503748?view_adult=true

I don’t think you’re old enough to be reading this, dude

More bottom!heavy please

That was… disturbing. The look on my face was priceless.

Dude, that same kid left this:
"Why would Engineer do this? I’m sorry for asking, but why?"
on that one Heavy/Engie size kink drabble I did.

I’m confused, are they just unable to wrap their head around Heavyneer?

Lmao i replied that they’re not old enough to be reading this stuff and they said:

"No, I mean seriously, WTF? Engineer’s not that type of person, why do so many fanfics do this? XD"

Yeah you’re definitely not old enough to be reading this stuff

Posted 1 day ago

"he tricks Stan and Kenny into teaming up with him, helping him carry out his evil plan to film Kyle naked "with no clothes on" at midnight."

Posted 1 day ago
wintercoffin:

wienermeister:

This is a review for this fic: http://archiveofourown.org/works/503748?view_adult=true

I don’t think you’re old enough to be reading this, dude

More bottom!heavy please

That was… disturbing. The look on my face was priceless.

wintercoffin:

wienermeister:

This is a review for this fic: http://archiveofourown.org/works/503748?view_adult=true

I don’t think you’re old enough to be reading this, dude

More bottom!heavy please

That was… disturbing. The look on my face was priceless.